About Me Hard Mode

Hi, my name is: Desdemona Wren
When I’m nervous I: Talk a lot.
Last night I: Watching YOU.

PART 1: YOU
Were you a planned baby?
No.
Were you the first?
No.

PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY
Do you have low self esteem?
Sometimes.
Are you happy right now? 
Mostly just tired and stressed.

PART 3: APPEARANCE
Are you comfortable with the way you look?
Most of the time.
Describe your hair:
Medium length. Curly. Auburn.

PART 4: RANDOM 
Ever been kicked out of a bar?
Nope.

PART 5: THE OUTDOORS 
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?

Both.
How’s the weather?
It’s California. So.
Do you like walking in the rain?
It’s California. So.
Do you like thunderstorms?
What is that?

PART 6: FOOD 
Are you a vegetarian?
No.
Anything you absolutely could eat forever?
Salad.
What is your favourite dessert?
Macarons.

PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE
Do you want to get married?
I am married.
Been married before? 
Yes
Are you truly in love? 
Yes

PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS
Where is your cell phone? 
Right by my hand.
Cheesecake?
Cheese?
Your dream last night?
It involved some sexual deviancy, a spork, exactly 95 crayons, a trained rhino, a failed clown convention and a wild tale of blood, beer, and Batman.
Your favourite drink?
Water.
Where did you grow up?
South Carolina.
Tattoos? 
Yep.
Ketchup? 
Ew.
Your computer?
Garrus.
Your life? 
I’m just getting started.
What are you thinking about right now?
Being tired.
Favourite colour(s)? 
Pink.
When is the last time you laughed? 
Today. Probably like an hour ago.
Last received call? 
JOSE.

Part 9: LIFE 
What friend knows the most about you? 
Probably Ryleigh or Santiago.
Who do you blame for your mood today? 
Jose.
What should we do with stupid people?
Not let them elect a Cheeto president. OH, WAIT.
What is making you sad right now?
Being overworked.
What was the first thing you did this morning?
Cried.
Last person you went out to dinner with?
Santiago.
Do you drink lots of water?
Yes.
How do you vent your anger/sad?
Video games.
What theme does your room have? 
Cluttered.
Are you a mama’s child or a daddy’s child?
Dad.
The last website you visited?
WordPress.
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
My cat probably.
Last person you went to the movies with?
Myself.
What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year? 
Idk.
Is anything alive in your room?
Yes.
Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
For once, forward.
What are you looking forward to right now?
Sleeping.

Part 10: IF YOU HAD TO 
If you HAD to dye your hair a colour what colour would it be? 
Pastel pink.
If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get?
Smiley.

Tagged: About Me!

-Name: Desdemona.

-Nickname: D, Des, Dess.

-Star Sign: Leo.

-Gender: female.

-Height: 5’9.

-Favorite Color: Amaranth.

-Time Right Now: 1:29.

-Average Hours of Sleep: lol.

-Lucky Numbers: 7, 77.

-The Last Thing I Googled: Thai music.

-Number of Blankets I Sleep With: 1000.

-Favorite Fictional Characters: Star, Marco, Tom, Janna, Harrietta, 5000 other ones.

-Favorite Books: So Yesterday, Deadline, Axiom, Soul Echo, 5000 more.

-Favorite Bands/Artists: Panic! At the Disco.

-When Did You Create Your Blog: 9000 years ago.

-Amount Of Followers: 1777, boi.

-What Do You Post About: Life.

-Do You Have Any Other Blogs: Yep.

-When Did Your Blog Reach Its “Peak”: LOL.

-Who Is Your Most Active Follower: myself.

-Why Did You Choose Your URL: I’m Desdemona Wren tho.

-What is your favorite part of your current fandom? (fan theory, a piece of art, creating for yourself?)  yes.

-In your everyday social group how understood or known is your fandom?(do your friends get as excited as you, do people around you know what fandom even is, do you wear it on your sleeve or keep it to yourself?) NO.  

Music Meme: Shuffle

RULES: put your music player on shuffle, and list the 10 first songs, then tag 10 users. No skipping.

I am a s u c k e r for these. 

  1. Palm Dreams – Hayley Kiyoko
  2. I Got it Bad and That Ain’t Good – Doris Day
  3. The One – Carly Rae Jepsen
  4. Cassandra’s Waltz – Ben Foster, BBC National Orchestra of Wales
  5. So Far Away (Bonus Version) – Mayday Parade
  6. Siamese Cat Song – B5
  7. Black Widow – Iggy Azalea 
  8. dust hymn – Purity Ring
  9. Scars To Your Beautiful (Cover) – Rebecca Black
  10. Dreams So Real – Metric

WIP Post Meme

Tagged by my beautiful girlfriend

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous.

Pick out the title that most intrigues you, or interests you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it!

OKAY GATHER ROUND CHILDREN BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT TO BE A HOT MESS.

I am already cringing and I haven’t even opened the folder. No screenshots cause those contain ALL the spoilers.

Y’all ready?

1. Untitled RP Princesses

2. Takeover Outline

3. Star kisses everyone (A star vs. college smutfic that’s 40 pages of gratuitous smut i had to stop writing to do NaNo)

4. Reverse Harem Bullshit

5. Nighthawks A Monster Love Novella (it’s coming in 2019, y’all)

6. Marjorie Book 2

7. Lisa you’re the best thanks

8. KND Jealousy Rewrite

9. iZombie AU

10. 40 Days of Promises

11. Blank (1)

12. Wizards Oneshots

13. Wizards on crack The proofing edition

14. Wizards and Nut Jobs

15. Wizard Crack: Violet is not OK

16. Wizard Crack: Ultimate Orgasm Potion

17. Wixen Outtakes

18. Wixen Outtakes Book 2

19. Wixen midnight ramblings

20. Wixen crack: vis a vis

21: Wixen Crack: Ultimate Gay

22. Wixen Crack: Noble

23. Wixen Crack night time ideas

24. Wixen chapter 1 script rewrite

25. Wixen Book One: Poisons, Potions, & Propositions

26. Witchy Wixen Things

27. What Love is

28: Vi and Jas sex scene

29. The Wizard Crack: Ultimate Penis Expansion

30. The Wizard Crack: Ultimate Penis Enlargement – Love Potion Version 6.25

31. The Wizard Crack: Ultimate Love Potion

32. Teach Them How to Say Goodbye

33. Stabbity rip stab stab

34. Some fucking gay ass shit

35. Prologue: Mambo no

36. Maybe this will be smut (spoiler: it isn’t)

37. Mambo No. 5

38: In which Persephone Starts a Delivery Service

39. For Wizards Only

40. Darlings

41. You’re Already Dead

42, Woggle Boggle Portals

43. who the fuck is thantos and desdemona why

44. whatever this adorable thing is called

45. Vegan Vampires

46. Untitled Document

47. Untitled Document (1)

48. Untitled Document (2)

49. TIARN Book 2

50. This is a Reverse Harem Title

51. The Series: Never Lose Hope

52. The Legend of Hag Hill

53. A City of Glass & Sand

54. Summoning Demons & Other Bad First Date Ideas

55. Strange Harvest

56. Stitches

57. Something I Need

58. Silver for Werewolves

59. ShikaNaru (A Naruto Fanfiction I never finished. It’s a follow up to my You Are My Shadow oneshot. If you like Shikamaru/Naruto and headcanon a Poly!Leaf Village when I’m ya girl)

60. Power Patter

61. Phantom Limb

62. Orion/Artemis Virgin Goddess No more (this never became smut. Turned out it was a death scene. I got really sad.)

63. one

64. Not One of Us

65. Nimh Has Terrible Luck With Guys

66. Naming the Twins

67. Moon Cycles

68. lol

69. lesbian tomfoolery

70. iZombie fanfiction

71. i hate u, i love u

72. Highlander bullshit

73. Futanari no Jutsu (I should have never become a fan of Naruto)

74. Frayed (holy shit this one is for Doctor Who. 11/Rose)

75. Failure

76. Dark!Rey

77. college au

78. Chilly weather, bloody sweater

79. chairs

80. Caliophe and Asher

81. Beneath the mask

82. AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

83. Apple Orchard

84. WillowPJonas Fluff

85. Untitled Document (3)

86. Universes

87. Tranquil

88. Thronir and Alison Jones

89. The Secret Circle

90. Summer’s Out of Reach

91. Sisters

92. Fall in love with data

93. Only 90s Kids Will Remember This

94. Futerw

95. 12 Years a Dream

96. Sincerely, Your Agent

97. Nathaniel is my brother!

98. Wolfsong

99. When it rains

100. Power

101. Persecution

102. pain

103. Beaches

104. Doctorrose

105. sexy

106. sex

107. Rainstorm

108. abreak

109. rsundayfu

110. lolthissfile

111. whycantiwrite

112. Rosie

113. Just a Book

114. i don’t dance

115. unfabulous high school au

116. shake it up fanfiction

117. Marjorie Diaz’s Unfortunate Introduction to Ancestral Politics & Foul Play

FUCK I’M FINALLY DONE.

I only picked stuff from my WIP folder (With the exception of Wixen, Nighthawks, and Marjorie which all live in “Soon to be Published works”) that I have looked at/thought about writing for within the past year.

There are too many damn books on my Google Drive.

Every single one of these WIPs is 20+ pages.

Why am I like this.

Teasers: Marjorie Diaz Book One – Hate

This book has an ace mc, a lesbian mc, 2 bi mcs, and a metric fuckton of gay side characters. 

It also features a full poc cast. Just saying. 

This the kind of stuff blurbs don’t tell you. 

More about Marjorie Diaz

Girl meets boy. Girl falls in love with boy. Boy hunts girl for sport.

Marjorie Diaz has no idea who Patrick Watkins is. When he saunters into her senior seminar class during her last semester of college, the last thing she expects is to fall in love with him. 

She’s swept up into a whirlwind—and often times fairytale-esque—romance. That is, until his family kidnaps her and sends her to a place she never thought she would go again. 

Now, with the help of her best friend Lucian Maravalle, she has to run for her life, and try not to think too hard about the fact that all of the important people in her life has been keeping a dangerous secret. A secret that could cost Marjorie her life.

Book one in the Marjorie Diaz series.

Cover art by Ariel LeAnn of Cat’s Paw Media

**THIS TITLE IS LGBT WITH A FULL LGBT AND POC CAST** 

Get your copy here

Teaser: Marjorie Diaz Book One – Want

Spoiler for Marjorie Diaz 😀

More about Marjorie Diaz

Girl meets boy. Girl falls in love with boy. Boy hunts girl for sport.

Marjorie Diaz has no idea who Patrick Watkins is. When he saunters into her senior seminar class during her last semester of college, the last thing she expects is to fall in love with him. 

She’s swept up into a whirlwind—and often times fairytale-esque—romance. That is, until his family kidnaps her and sends her to a place she never thought she would go again. 

Now, with the help of her best friend Lucian Maravalle, she has to run for her life, and try not to think too hard about the fact that all of the important people in her life has been keeping a dangerous secret. A secret that could cost Marjorie her life.

Book one in the Marjorie Diaz series.

Cover art by Ariel LeAnn of Cat’s Paw Media

**THIS TITLE IS LGBT WITH A FULL LGBT AND POC CAST** 

Get your copy here